wumbus

a person who never understands the person he or she is talking to and always goes off topic

"hey John, can you roll up the mat?"
"so the other day I was walking in the park and-"
"jesus christ, you're such a wumbus"

by wunglehumber March 15, 2022

Wumbus

Something or someone that is incredibly stupid or retarded.

Guy 1: Did you hear about the new girl at school
Guy 2: Yeah that bitch is a wumbus

by KinkyKermit September 06, 2018

Wumbus

A four-sided triangle. Also impossible to draw.

When my Algebra 2 teacher said that there is no such thing as a four-sided triangle I simply drew him a wumbus.

by freebirdthemonk January 26, 2011

Wumbus

The shape made by the outline of an ice cream cone with a scoop of ice cream in it.

Mother: What is your favorite shape?
Child: A wumbus!

by hayleybrooke November 27, 2012

Wumbus

A term used to describe many different things and it can have its meaning altered to mean something else in a different context.
This word is its own language.

Person: 'What a Wumbus'
Other Person: 'Yes very such Wumbus'

by SirWumbus September 21, 2020