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wumboing

The term used to confuse smart people. Mostly used for fun.
by FizziSoda July 5, 2014
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wumbling

Wumbling: the action of grabbing or gently gripping another's cheeks, stomach or bottom, before gently vibrating it from side to side with either your hands or, in exceptional conditions, your mouth. Colloquial derivative from the English, 'to womble'.
'Y' lay quietly and peacefully on the bed. Her boyfriend, 'T', blustered stridently through the door before climbing on top of her, pulling up her cotton jumper, before wumbling her belly.

'Crikey Jack, Ieuan's wumbling the neighbours dog again!'

Or from the song:

'Wumble on. Wumble oon. Without, the need to fart, for you'll never wumble alone - you'll neever wumble, alone'. (circa 1954).
by Trevor Cuntablast December 5, 2013
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Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndrome

Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.
person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks
by coit105 May 8, 2010
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Chumba Wumbing

When you mix too many different alcoholic drinks in a night. Based on the song Tubthumping by the band Chumba Wumba
Oh man, I have the worst hangover, I was Chumba wumbing last night.
by Sorvats December 17, 2022
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Wumboming

I went to Wumboming last week
by TheCouncilofDev December 27, 2022
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