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wumbling 

Wumbling: the action of grabbing or gently gripping another's cheeks, stomach or bottom, before gently vibrating it from side to side with either your hands or, in exceptional conditions, your mouth. Colloquial derivative from the English, 'to womble'.
'Y' lay quietly and peacefully on the bed. Her boyfriend, 'T', blustered stridently through the door before climbing on top of her, pulling up her cotton jumper, before wumbling her belly.

'Crikey Jack, Ieuan's wumbling the neighbours dog again!'

Or from the song:

'Wumble on. Wumble oon. Without, the need to fart, for you'll never wumble alone - you'll neever wumble, alone'. (circa 1954).
wumbling by Trevor Cuntablast December 5, 2013

wumboing 

The term used to confuse smart people. Mostly used for fun.
wumboing by FizziSoda July 5, 2014
The verb form of WUM (Wind-Up Merchant), a predominantly online phenomena of espousing contrary viewpoints purely to string people along and get a reaction from others. A mild-mannered form of trolling.
I know you're just having a laugh, but cut out the wumming, NewFag, or I will ban your ass faster than the angry fist of god.
Wumming by B9a June 13, 2011

Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndrome 

Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.
person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks

Wombombing 

Taking a vehicle off road and doging it out. Going through mud ,climbing hills and be so hard on the vehicle that something breaks.
"lets take the truck wombombing in the woods tonight"
Wombombing by Gator bait September 1, 2013

wumboligy 

"what are you going to school for"
"wumboligy"
"whats wumboligy?"
"the study of wumbo"
wumboligy by G3T-IT-TOG3TH3R July 23, 2007