Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.
person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks
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person 1: shit dude what happened last night? I feel like I spitroasted somebody
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?
person 2: *muffled* lol I don't know dude but you've got eye shadow on your face
person 1: awh fuck not again *wipes face* FUCK DUDE THAT'S NO EYE SHADOW IT'S A BRUISE.
person 3: *muffled* no way dude, you got an eye shadow bruise?!
person 2: hey guys I realise this is a pretty spectacular phenomenon but you could at least revel in the spectacularity of the moment after you've taken your cocks out of my mouth and arse?
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Person 1: Dude I totally rocked Timesplitters 2 on this frantic elimination match last night. It was a videogame spam fest man! I was down about 15 lives because I kept getting spammed with the soviet rifle and AI kept spamming me down tight corridors. So I stayed in open areas until they started spamming each other like crazy and I was blowing 'em down 2 at a time! No joke!
Person 2: DUDE SWEET!
Person 3: Hey guys what you talking about?
Person 2: Oh nothing much hey you done that maths homework?
Person 3: Nah lol who has? See you later yeah?
Person 2: Yeah sure
Person 1: That seemed pretty cold of you. What's the deal with you and him?
Person 2: Nothing really. He's just a complete tool. Plus he plays modern warfare 2 online all the time so he wouldn't get spamming.
Person 3: Oh he's one of those people? Fuck sake. People these days have no idea what makes a good game anymore.
Person 2: Nuff said. *hi5's person 3*
Person 2: DUDE SWEET!
Person 3: Hey guys what you talking about?
Person 2: Oh nothing much hey you done that maths homework?
Person 3: Nah lol who has? See you later yeah?
Person 2: Yeah sure
Person 1: That seemed pretty cold of you. What's the deal with you and him?
Person 2: Nothing really. He's just a complete tool. Plus he plays modern warfare 2 online all the time so he wouldn't get spamming.
Person 3: Oh he's one of those people? Fuck sake. People these days have no idea what makes a good game anymore.
Person 2: Nuff said. *hi5's person 3*
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person one: Omg I'm so nervous about this house party I've only been in this country for 2 weeks.
person two: don't be too worried just be yourself and don't get too...
person one: Omg some guy just slapped another guy across the hand! Such violence!
person two: *lol* chill that's just a hi5 it's like a way people greet each other at these things.
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person one: Omg some guy just slapped another guy across the hand! Such violence!
person two: *lol* chill that's just a hi5 it's like a way people greet each other at these things.
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person 1: omg these nachos are awesome
person 2: dude the only thing that would make this moment more awesome would be if star wars was originally made in 3D and we were watching them right now in an Imax multiplex in space all by ourselves
person 1: DUDE! EXCLUSIVE IMAX MULTIPLEX STAR WARS MOVIE MARATHON IN SPACE FOR THE WIN!
person 2: YEAH! *hi5 occurs*
one star wars trilogy later
person 1: dude you see that Imax in space idea we had earlier?
person 2: yeah?
person 1: don't you think we should write it down or something so we don't forget to do it in case we ever actually get to go into space?
person 2: dude chances are we won't but it won't matter if we do and we've forgotten because then it'll end up in the win bin!
person 1: oh yeah! DUDE I ALMOST CAN'T WAIT TO DIE JUST SO I CAN GO TO THE WIN BIN!
person 2: dude the only thing that would make this moment more awesome would be if star wars was originally made in 3D and we were watching them right now in an Imax multiplex in space all by ourselves
person 1: DUDE! EXCLUSIVE IMAX MULTIPLEX STAR WARS MOVIE MARATHON IN SPACE FOR THE WIN!
person 2: YEAH! *hi5 occurs*
one star wars trilogy later
person 1: dude you see that Imax in space idea we had earlier?
person 2: yeah?
person 1: don't you think we should write it down or something so we don't forget to do it in case we ever actually get to go into space?
person 2: dude chances are we won't but it won't matter if we do and we've forgotten because then it'll end up in the win bin!
person 1: oh yeah! DUDE I ALMOST CAN'T WAIT TO DIE JUST SO I CAN GO TO THE WIN BIN!
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