wumbling

Wumbling: the action of grabbing or gently gripping another's cheeks, stomach or bottom, before gently vibrating it from side to side with either your hands or, in exceptional conditions, your mouth. Colloquial derivative from the English, 'to womble'.

'Y' lay quietly and peacefully on the bed. Her boyfriend, 'T', blustered stridently through the door before climbing on top of her, pulling up her cotton jumper, before wumbling her belly.

'Crikey Jack, Ieuan's wumbling the neighbours dog again!'

Or from the song:

'Wumble on. Wumble oon. Without, the need to fart, for you'll never wumble alone - you'll neever wumble, alone'. (circa 1954).

by Trevor Cuntablast December 5, 2013

Drunken Jord Wumbling Syndrome

Also known as DJWS a state of drunkenness where the first consonant of each word is swapped with the one of the word succeeding it. In cases where one word does not have a consonant to start on the consonant of the word with a consonant is placed at the front of it and left as is. Tends to happen at the end of a sentence perhaps due to the fact the subject becomes overconfident as they haven't jord wumbled the sentence that they are condemned to fuck it up. Often occuring in young intellectuals at party's where alcohol is so bountiful no person can reject getting muntered even if only slightly.

person 1: dude have I ever told you how luch move I have for you?
person 2: holy christ your breath's dehydrating my skin you're so fucked
person 1: my life is oo tawesome. I really shouldn't bitch mo such.
person 2: dude wtf did you just say? I think you have drunken jord wumbling syndrome. Here sit down and blow chunks

by coit105 May 8, 2010

Wimblington

Is one of the most boring places on the earth with one shop, 2 churches and a load of cats. Usually inhabited by people who would rather move to Chatteris because they love forks. The main attraction is a horse whose cock can grow rapidly and disappear and look like a female horse.

'I'm sick of Wimbo, I love forks and hate cats, I'm moving to Chatteris.'

'I really like horse penis, I may move to Wimblington.'

by CLACALAL November 1, 2011

Wombling

The act of yelling “Womble” before throwing a grenade in a shooting game to “increase” the chance of a kill.

“Yo fam check this grenade! WOMBLE!”
*Throws grenade*
“Bibba quit Wombling!”

by Qu4ntum January 21, 2018

wombling

to womble or to go wombling is to do something aimlessly, not aiming for anything in particular, and not being stressed when you realise you havent acchived anything.

to womble or to go wombling is to do something aimlessly, not aiming for anything in particular, and not being stressed when you realise you havent acchived anything.
for example, one can womble around online, checkling myspace and facebook and not really having an aim. one can also say,

"i wombled around online for an hour"

"i spent the day wombling round the house, not doing a lot"

by Rachael Peck January 22, 2008

Cock wombling

The act of a gay man roaming public open spaces in search of a sexual encounter

"I see George Michael has been caught cock wombling on Hampstead heath again"

by chismspasm July 8, 2012

wombling

Collecting things out of skips, bins, abandoned flats and rubbish tips which can be put to good use. Named after the Wombles kids TV show, where the Wombles recycled things other people threw away.
Slang word used commonly in the squatter community who furnished their homes with wombled items.

He got that chair wombling from the skip down the road.

by Toxxikk Kitty October 13, 2007