Wrennessy

1.) A slang nick-name for Wren, based off of the popular hood classic cognac brand “Hennessy”.

2.) A widely known Russian/Serbian-American girl located somewhere in the Midwest with the signature long black hair, fair skin, a terrible family, and 50,000 dudes trying to get with her at all times. Primarily known for being classically attractive with mean sex appeal. Soothing voice. Seemingly all right qualities you’d desire in a mail order bride. Though is rumored to be quite difficult to get close with, and has deep seated intimacy issues.

3.) A silly nickname given to Wren during her drunk phase that stuck. Also can be used as a pet name, by suitors and friends alike!

4.) A backup stripper name in the event of Wren losing all inhibitions and morals.

5.) Wren’s confidence enthusing name/alter ego (corny)

6.) It just rhymed and it fit. Who fuckin’ knows. She’s a good person. I’m just talking’ shit.

(generic female friend name): “What you wearing tonight, babe?”

(Wren): -walking out in formfitting red dress and heels- “This, I guess.”

(generic female friend name): “girl, you a whole WRENNESSY in that shit tonight! You killing it in that”

(Wren): “No way!!!! But thank you!” -exuding with more confidence-

Wrennessy by dingdongwaterhead October 22, 2022

crennessy 

cranberry juice and hennessy mixed

last night at the club i had a crennessy

crennessy by kevae November 29, 2010

Wrekness 

A weakness that can wreck you. Not to be confused with a weakness or wrecked.

Kayla’s wrekness was early mornings where her lack of wit was highlighted.
NOT: Her weakness was tall dark handsome men
NOT: Her pussy was wrecked after a long night

Wrekness by MiBo86 June 16, 2021