Wrennessy
1.) A slang nick-name for Wren, based off of the popular hood classic cognac brand “Hennessy”.
2.) A widely known Russian/Serbian-American girl located somewhere in the Midwest with the signature long black hair, fair skin, a terrible family, and 50,000 dudes trying to get with her at all times. Primarily known for being classically attractive with mean sex appeal. Soothing voice. Seemingly all right qualities you’d desire in a mail order bride. Though is rumored to be quite difficult to get close with, and has deep seated intimacy issues.
3.) A silly nickname given to Wren during her drunk phase that stuck. Also can be used as a pet name, by suitors and friends alike!
4.) A backup stripper name in the event of Wren losing all inhibitions and morals.
5.) Wren’s confidence enthusing name/alter ego (corny)
6.) It just rhymed and it fit. Who fuckin’ knows. She’s a good person. I’m just talking’ shit.
2.) A widely known Russian/Serbian-American girl located somewhere in the Midwest with the signature long black hair, fair skin, a terrible family, and 50,000 dudes trying to get with her at all times. Primarily known for being classically attractive with mean sex appeal. Soothing voice. Seemingly all right qualities you’d desire in a mail order bride. Though is rumored to be quite difficult to get close with, and has deep seated intimacy issues.
3.) A silly nickname given to Wren during her drunk phase that stuck. Also can be used as a pet name, by suitors and friends alike!
4.) A backup stripper name in the event of Wren losing all inhibitions and morals.
5.) Wren’s confidence enthusing name/alter ego (corny)
6.) It just rhymed and it fit. Who fuckin’ knows. She’s a good person. I’m just talking’ shit.
(generic female friend name): “What you wearing tonight, babe?”
(Wren): -walking out in formfitting red dress and heels- “This, I guess.”
(generic female friend name): “girl, you a whole WRENNESSY in that shit tonight! You killing it in that”
(Wren): “No way!!!! But thank you!” -exuding with more confidence-
(Wren): -walking out in formfitting red dress and heels- “This, I guess.”
(generic female friend name): “girl, you a whole WRENNESSY in that shit tonight! You killing it in that”
(Wren): “No way!!!! But thank you!” -exuding with more confidence-
Wrennessy by dingdongwaterhead October 22, 2022
