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The ole wreckin' ball 

The wrecking ball is when your scrotum slaps against another persons face or genitals. It is executed during sex.

THE OLE WRECKING BALL however, is executed just AFTER having "safe" sex.

(1)Collect semen at the very tip of the condom before removing.

(2)Tie the condom off at the open end, keeping knot close to reserves. Hold condom by the tied off end, leaving tip of condom with semen to hang freely.

(3)Swing condom in circular motion with caution not to strike your self.

(4)Quickly use the ole wrecking ball to gently slap girlfriend (she'll hate you btw), or random club slag in the face while swinging in it in a circular motion.

Dont worry, her face will be fine. It's her dignity that will feel the weight of your OLE WRECKING BALL.
He didnt want her to think that the sex they just had meant anything, so he made sure to give her The ole wreckin' ball before telling her he had just called her a cab.

Massachusetts wrecking ball 

A dingleberry (small piece of poop) stuck in one's pubes.
"How.. HOW DID HE HAVE A DINGLEBERRY IN THE FRONT?!"

"The ol, Massachusetts wrecking ball"

Austin Wrecking Ball

A sexual act, in which the man, nearing the climax of particularly dirty sex, suddenly empties a bottle of celebratory champagne, smashes it on the ground, pulls out, and befouls the girl while yelling, "Biiiitch!"
After partying hard all night long, my boy Joey made like a Sex Panther and woke up the entire house by giving her the ol' Austin Wrecking Ball.
Austin Wrecking Ball by SookySmoov October 8, 2014

Russian wrecking ball 

The act of giving someone a black eye(s) by beating them in the face with ones own testicles.
Tom beat down Mark then finished him off with a Russian wrecking ball.

Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment 

A sex position, invented by a future Principal and his former student, where the girl lays on a bed with her head dangling off. The guy, with penis erect, drops the crane directly into the girl's mouth. The girl then proceeds to give a sweet blow job. (This is the upside down crane dropper). The Wrecking Ball Attachment is when the guy reaches onto the girl's vagina and stimulates her. Women tend to like this move much better than the Upside-Down Crane Dropper. It's awesome.
I put my girlfriend in the Upside-Down Crane Dropper With Wrecking Ball Attachment and she loved it!

Liberian wrecking ball 

When you blow into a girls balloon knot then place your balls in front of her butt. She then proceeds to pass gas blowing said balls back then they come crashing back into her waiting butt like a wrecking ball
Last night this girl wanted a Liberian wrecking ball in her ass
Liberian wrecking ball by Culatr November 30, 2016
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Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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