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"Would You?" 

Asking the question of whether or not one would. Usually referring to someone on television or on the street but can be used in any situation.

Note: Any negative answer can be immediately met with the response "On a plate?".
(Carol Vorderman appears on a television commercial)
"Would You?"
"Bleugh! No! You SICK!"
"Yeah, yeah, you're right... On a plate though?"
"Hmm... yeah, I spose actually"
"You SICK!"
"Would You?" by Dave Rees February 9, 2008

Would You Stick

A commonly asked question from one homie to another when an attractive woman walks by. Another way of asking, would you have sex with that girly?
Person 1. Look at that bitches ass son, Would You Stick?
Person 2. I Would Stick!
Would You Stick by paulg08 August 21, 2008

would you kindly

mind control word from teh popular game Bioshock.
if you havent played bioshock, its basically a phrase
"Atlas" or fontaine says that makes the main player
do what he asks, disguised as a way of saying please.

would you kindly 1up this?
after the first 15 times of atlas saying would you kindly
i knew there was something more behind that phrase.

*later in the game*

SON OF A BITCH FONTAINE!!!!
would you kindly by BE_PREPARED! October 5, 2007

would you like some fries with that salt

An excellent comeback when someone is acting salty.
Person: You never do anything people ask you.

Me: Would you like some fries with that salt, sir?

would you like one of my kidneys with that? 

A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.
'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'

'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'

'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'

Would you hit that? 

A simple question, usually asked between two or more guys referring to a woman of any level of attractiveness. The object of the question is to find out if the men you have asked would "hit that" or have sex with the woman you are referring to.
"Hey man, would you hit that?"
"Dude, I already have!"
Would you hit that? by Savageluke February 1, 2008
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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