A slang term made famous in Long Island by Astorian influencer J-Killah. It’s used primarily as a sales pitch when signing people up at a gym. Only the manager is able to grant someone world-wide access because as them being the manager, they could actually do that. Although the term is seen by most as a joke currently, in the past it was a great closing statement. The term is also coupled with a fake voucher discount used by J-Killah and is a 90% success rate when pitched correctly. The salesman must have a shaved head even if they’re not bald, a checkered dress shirt layered with a Black vest, and both hands directly tucked into their pockets to present a layer back “I don’t give a fuck” vibe.
Prospect: “Umm, I’m not sure if I’ll sign up today”
J-Killah: “I’ll grant you world-wide access
by Egbert June 28, 2022
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