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That which sustains one during a grueling 9-5 cubicle jockeying session. Examples include coffee (usually the cheapest national brand with four scoops of generic powder creamer and sugar), energy drinks, tea, yerba mate, expresso, caffeinated soda, and the blood of the innocent.
Ugh, this flourescent lighting is draining my will to live... Thank Jeebus for my workjuice!
Workjuice by ReydelosLocos November 17, 2009
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whorejuice 

Whorejuice is a slang term for a really strong perfume that sleazy girls wear.
When the seductive lady walked into the room...you could smell her whorejuice from a mile away.
whorejuice by Cherisa September 1, 2005
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work juice 

A mixture of juice or coffee with alcohol hidden in a Starbucks or other commercial type container disguised as a normal drink to be consumed at work.
I was not going to survive this meeting but luckily John brought us all work juice to make it through.
work juice by KFed86 July 18, 2019

weakjuice 

Extreme version of weaksauce; ie. Very paltry, lame, insufficient, and laughable in effort
I cant believe you totally ditched me last night. Weakjuice
weakjuice by drs3 February 18, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004