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Workjuice

That which sustains one during a grueling 9-5 cubicle jockeying session. Examples include coffee (usually the cheapest national brand with four scoops of generic powder creamer and sugar), energy drinks, tea, yerba mate, expresso, caffeinated soda, and the blood of the innocent.
Ugh, this flourescent lighting is draining my will to live... Thank Jeebus for my workjuice!
by ReydelosLocos November 17, 2009
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whorejuice

Whorejuice is a slang term for a really strong perfume that sleazy girls wear.
When the seductive lady walked into the room...you could smell her whorejuice from a mile away.
by Cherisa September 1, 2005
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work juice

A mixture of juice or coffee with alcohol hidden in a Starbucks or other commercial type container disguised as a normal drink to be consumed at work.
I was not going to survive this meeting but luckily John brought us all work juice to make it through.
by KFed86 July 18, 2019
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weakjuice

Extreme version of weaksauce; ie. Very paltry, lame, insufficient, and laughable in effort
I cant believe you totally ditched me last night. Weakjuice
by drs3 February 18, 2008
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