Workington
A rather shit town with nothing to do but smoke the jeeba, drink and cause mischeif. Has a nice river for when da sunshine come.
Workington by Cliff Richard has a massive shlong May 26, 2006
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Wordington
Wordington as a noun is a city that only exists in the minds of people that inhabit it.
Wordington as an adjective is used to describe things that would be found inside of Wordington, generally the worst possible thing.
Wordington residents also have a deep instinct desire to see black men twerking (thug-shaker) by nature.
Every self respecting Wordington citizen agrees that having “Wordington” in your Reddit username is unfunny as fuck and gets you deported to Retardington.
Wordington as an adjective is used to describe things that would be found inside of Wordington, generally the worst possible thing.
Wordington residents also have a deep instinct desire to see black men twerking (thug-shaker) by nature.
Every self respecting Wordington citizen agrees that having “Wordington” in your Reddit username is unfunny as fuck and gets you deported to Retardington.
Wordington by JohnSwagma November 13, 2022
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Corkington by NandrewIggans January 27, 2023
Wordington
1. Adjective: Silly, Goofy silly, Offbeat, or Quirky in a slightly disturbing way
2. Adjective: In relation to Wordington
Used exclusively in incomplete sentences with only one or two other words. Makes you sound mentally disabled.
2. Adjective: In relation to Wordington
Used exclusively in incomplete sentences with only one or two other words. Makes you sound mentally disabled.
Person 1: My (20F) BF (20M) embarasses me with his crusader pepe jacket everywhere we go. How do I convince him it's not "based"?
Person 2: Wordington fashion statement
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Person 1: holy crap my balls popped
Person 2: Wordington balls
Person 2: Wordington fashion statement
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Person 1: holy crap my balls popped
Person 2: Wordington balls
Wordington by NerdyH October 3, 2022
Worthington's Law
Carl Espick, econmist and editor of Value Magazine-
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"
Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!
Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.
Did you know that, according to Worthington's Law, the opera singer who called himself, 'The Great Caruso' was nowhere near as great as Sammy Hagar, The Red Rocker? So shut up, Caruso! Hey! Who's greater than Saint Francis of Assisi? How about, uh, Darryl Strawberry? See ya later, Saint Frannie, ya schmuck. Hey, guess who's better than Van Gogh. Let's see, after adjusting for inflation... almost everybody! He made nothing!"
Random Mechanic-
So that means that I'm better than Van Gogh and Galileo put together!
Espick-
And I'm better than you, brainiac.
Worthington's Law by melissa hates dolphins September 4, 2006
Wordington
Wordington by Wordingtonian October 23, 2022
ellie whoreington
the name of the biggest slag in britain. she’s known for spreading her stds to people all over the country. some of her victims include those that go by the name josh, james and efuh.
she’s starred in many famous furry hentai movies and is the leader of the religion known as “edating”
nothing else going for her apart from the fact her friend jorja is a leng ting
she’s starred in many famous furry hentai movies and is the leader of the religion known as “edating”
nothing else going for her apart from the fact her friend jorja is a leng ting
ellie whoreington by senpai sofie July 6, 2020
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