Work Wood

When something great happens at work and you develop a semi hard on. Also, could be caused by a hot chick in the office.

Dude, everybody was high fiving after the deal closed but I stayed in my desk cause I was sproutin some work wood.

Did you see Katie in that skirt. She's killing me. I could not get up from my desk without showing the world my work wood.

by HeavyK March 19, 2012

wood work

money, also known as paper..since paper is made from trees which is wood.

Billy- You still askin yo mama fo money?

Skeety D- Yea mayne but i gotta get a job so i can make dis WOOD WORK

by reil May 12, 2008

Wood Works

When You get in a fight and get hands put to you with only getting 2 or less hits in

OOO Boy, Bob got the WOOD WORKS put on him!

Tom: Did You win your fight?
Bob: No I got the WOOD WORKS

by D-rock08 April 08, 2007

morning wood working

When waking up with morning wood, masturbating to climax.

This morning I woke up and did some major morning wood working!

by jager666999 May 14, 2016

Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022