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Word Salad Man 

Used to describe the former leader of group of friends, family and casual group of Gamers (not all hard core).

Not meant as an insult, just a inquiry by a "Concerned Citizen", Word Salad Man embraced the love he had for the Game, the Community, and it's developers.

Word Salad Man's "Flight of Thought" and Inability to speak out, or up, can be disconcerting to some. Like all humans, Word Salad Man has faults, foibles, and is prone to making mistakes.

If you or someone you love is experiencing Trauma, Pain, or Undue suffering, please seek professional help. Word Salad Man is, and the future is getting better, all the time. It's not "Fake it til U make it", it's "Believe it, and we can achieve it".

To thine own self, be True. Avoid the Cringy, if possible.

Forgive, remember the history if U must, but please also remember to Forgive. Not a command, just a friendly request. Word Salad Man often has a problem forgiving himself most of all. Believe it. Cheers.
1. Alcoholic, Addict, Long-Time sufferer of Depression: Word Salad Man was not qualified to help me, but his unfailing voice helped me seek the professional help I need.

2. Former Guild Mate: Word Salad Man took the time to help the Gaming Forums, considered too toxic to some, and inspire change. At times cringe, at times difficult to understand, Word Salad Man was loved by all...too strong. Maybe some day.

3. Testimonial #3: I told Word Salad Man to "Relax, have some coffee". it made him smile (there's always Decaf, Big Smile, big smile)

4. Testimonial #4: I cannot speak to all facets of WSM's life choices, but when I asked him to take a walk and clear his head, he had an interesting tale to tell. Not as good as Bilbo from LotR, but, at least it made him smile.

5. Testimonial #5. I saw a strange individual approach me wearing a paper Waffle Hut hat. He was rambling on about a lost dog. He wanted to stop being a shut in, and become a finder of lost dogs. I wished him well on his journey. He didn't say if he was Word Salad Man. I thought he might have been Waffle House Man. We live in such confusing times.
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Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026