wooligion

A religion where Stray Kids’ Woojin is being worshipped, a god tier religion really. They worship Woojin as he obviously should be, and will catch hands with anyone who disrespects him.

A: what religion do you follow?
B: Wooligion
A: What’s that?
B: the best religion, including stray kids’ woojin
A: stays are honestly clowns

by linxskz42 September 4, 2019

Wooligion

We need to respect our Lord Woojin and his wife the virgin Chan, aswell as their children Minho, Changbin, Hyunjin, Felix, Seungmin and Jeongin.

Stray Kids here, Stray Kids there and Stray kids all around the world.

Join now the Wooligion!

by Jeogiyonoonahogsinamjachinguis October 26, 2019

Woolygoon

A faggot

1;Hey, that guy's a woolygoon!
2;Yeah, he's a faggot.

by Dickseverywhere July 29, 2009

Wooligan

Any young person, generally between 10 and 40 years old, that enjoys wearing clothes in the style of elderly people. Most often found in hipster social groups.

Did you see John's new Cardigan? He's such a wooligan.

by sonicmctonic February 8, 2009

WooVision

After the actor Randall Park became the real star of the Disney + show WandaVision, fans started calling the show WooVision after his character name Jimmy Woo. To be fair he is the Goat 🐐. He gets coffee for his friends and takes out bad guys with a swift uppercut. Randall park has great variety, making appearances in commercials and countless tv shows like the office, I Carly, new girl and may others. Don’t mess with the Woo. 💫💫🥶🥶

Yo it’s Friday you gonna watch that new WooVision episode?!? 💫💫🥶🥶

by Woobackbaby February 17, 2021

Wokeligion

A one-size-fits-none universal morality under guise of social justice that mirrors the worst of religion, while completely disregarding its tenets such as forgiveness and mercy.

Practices Include:

Excommunication (termination, deplatforming, demonetization)

Public Shaming (doxxing, swatting, cyber shamming)

Heresy Laws (censorship algorithms, shadow banning, disinformation policies)

Dogma Over Science (social theories and frameworks, personal truth, relativism)

"Stop forcing your opinoins on me. Keep your wokeligion to yourself!"

by R.S. Johnson January 21, 2023