Woody Handshake

The act of grabbing another's male's penis.
Josh just gave that dude a Woody Handshake!
by TheHandshake May 19, 2015
Get the Woody Handshake mug.

Woody Guthrie Handshake

A handjob performed by a hobo in a rail yard using a can of pork and beans as lube. AKA "Beenie Weenie."
I'm headed down to the Norfolk Southern yards to get a Woody Guthrie handshake from Boxcar Clem.
by Hobo Clem July 29, 2017
Get the Woody Guthrie Handshake mug.