wooden horse 

Thing that bladee (god) said in the interview

yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that

wooden horse by Spicy_noodles April 28, 2019

Wooden horse 

thing that bladee said in the interview

yeah they're made in Dalarna ehhhh hast, wooden horse, small wooden horse, so you can put in your window and stuff like that

Wooden horse by Spicy_noodles April 24, 2019

wooden horse torture 

the wooden horse is a triangular prism normally set up on legs. (not actual human legs) The person being tortured is to straddle the horse. Since the wooden triangular prism is set on the legs so the edge faces upward, the person straddling the horse experiences immense pain and could be left with permanent damage. This is commonly used as a type of torture in BDSM.

"Wooden horse torture turns me on."
"That's really kinky!!"

wooden horse torture by Dahlia (didi) February 23, 2024

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? 

a question that begs to be answered, an absolute positive yes.

Does everyone pay Wesley? Does a hobby horse have a wooden dick?

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? by captain poopypants November 19, 2004

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? 

not if its a female hobby horse

Little Jimmy had lots of fun playing with his new hobby horse, but he always wondered what that strange object sticking out of it was

does a hobby horse have a wooden dick? by princess gecko of lizard land November 21, 2004