Wood pecker

So a wood pecker is a short girl who so short she is able to suck dick on her standing two feet and she sucks it like when a woodpecker is pecking wood
My boy Fernando had got a girls number she was reall short she could be a wood pecker
by dudeo11 July 23, 2018
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Make sure you sand that wood-pecker really smooth, we don't want anyone getting any splinters in their vagina or ass hole!
by Roger Buttram January 19, 2007
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wood pecker

a very hard penis that is sharp as a nail
dam your moring wood pecker be showing
by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ September 19, 2021
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wood pecker

as a hobby, not even for money!
by Dukie May 16, 2005
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Woody Wood Peckering

Synonyms: LEBOUFING
Bedroom technique:
When you crawl up on the bed, on top of your partner, like Shia Lebouf, and pin them down, and headbutt them relentlessly with no abandon until its bloody as fuck

That's it that's the definition
MAN I did some PRIME woody wood peckering the other night, but I dont think she liked it

I LEBOUFED THAT BITCH like woody wood pecker
by TherealShiaLebouf December 18, 2020
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the woody wood pecker

when your girls giving you head and right before you blow you tickle her until she laughs like woody wood pecker
kiefer love'd pulling "the woody wood pecker" on his girl jennifer last night
by the original woody May 12, 2011
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A black dick that is hard.
Jason had a black decker woody wood pecker.
by s3333xy July 11, 2010
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