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Wonkadonk (insecure) (jealous) (controlling) (lies) (crazy)
I am the head wonkadonk and bae is crazy!
Wonkadonk by Rosered1313 November 4, 2015
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Wonkadoo 

When someone is so stupid you noone can even comprehend their stupidity
Mikaela is such a wonkadoo
Wonkadoo by Not a wonkadoo December 6, 2019
Something a lil kinky

But you have to guess what they mean
Hey babe wanna wonkadonk tonight ;)
Wonkadonk by HeHa¯\_(ツ)_/¯ July 26, 2019

Wonkadoo 

When your pubes are are on fire so much that you cant put it out with your own cum
"Wonkadoo." I yelled when my pp cought on fire
Wonkadoo by Not a wonkadoo December 6, 2019

wonkadoodle 

An object or situation that is wild, eccentric, and edgily brilliant.
This black hole simulation is wonkadoodle.
wonkadoodle by nachobel April 11, 2021

Wonkadoo 

Literally cannot poop.
Bro, Mikayla is a wonkadoo, who can’t even shit without a machine?
Wonkadoo by judethedude3636 December 10, 2019
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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