Wonky. 

(noun)

1. A rare animal with the right leg a foot longer than the left. thus, making them waddle around in circles. their mating call is an obscure rooster/donkey/trumpet-like "woooonnnkkyyyyyy" they have wings with ever-shedding feathers. tail of a Kangaroo. other features vary. they often live in warm climates but also at the summer camp, tanager lodge. the first wonky was born in front of the dishwashing porches in late afternoon infront of 3 kids washing dishes. the only 3 witnesses. meanwhile the rest of the camp was throwing balls at eachother during an intense game of dodgeball.

(adj)
2. see other definitions for "wonky"

wonky's are wonky.
that's it.

Wonky. by SaeBaCai March 14, 2007

wonky 

weird, whacked out, messed up, not working for no definable reason. Usually applied to technology.

"Dude, you have the wonkiest computer in the world. I walked through the room and it crashed."

wonky by Starla July 9, 2002

wonky 

not right, odd

Jenni had a wonky eye, it was the source of all her self-esteem problems.

wonky by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003

wonky 

Askew, non-intuitive, poorly designed, or not functioning as it should.

The UI on that site is kind of wonky.
My demo works, but when you start clicking around things get a little wonky.

wonky by palousa April 17, 2003

wonky 

Totally messed up; Strange and out of place; not working properly.

The printer's gone wonky.

wonky by Jeremy December 25, 2003

wonky 

1. <adjective> Under the influence of ketamine.

2. <noun> A slang name for ketamine.

3. <noun and adjective> A term used to refer to electronic music with a distinctively off-kilter and unstable sound. The term is particularly associated with producers such as Flying Lotus, Hudson Mohawke and Dabrye; as well as with the dubstep genre.

1. "Oh man I am wonky as fuck, I can barely stand up!"

2. "Want any wonky?"

3. "The new Flying Lotus album's really got a wonky vibe going on."

wonky by chemist_herbalist March 22, 2011

Wonky 

crazy,loony, not quite right, out of sorts. a mix of bonkers and wacky.

My computer keeps deleting my incoming mail,a nd being all wonky

Wonky by Loony Lovegood May 29, 2004