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Wong Man 

A wingwan when on the prowl for oriental chicks

Wongman is a friend that takes care of the ugly fatty friend or other oriental friend who is with the oriental fitty (usually an 8 or a 9) you want to get with.

The Wongman is also responsible for endorsing and elaborating on any crap you mention to the bird during the evening.

If you say you are a pilot your Wongman is forced to back up that story and any other bullsh1t you tell the oriental fitty.
Will was trying to pull a stunning Vietnamese girl however her cock blocking friend was in the way. Paul the wong man kindly stepped in and chatted up her ugly oriental friend Mei - taking one for the team in the process. This allowed Will to nail her friend.
Wong Man by Szulc April 30, 2012
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Manson Wong 

A male human being that is short, annoying, untrustworthy, spoiled, and no one likes him.
Yo did you see that new kid, Manson Wong

manha Marcella wong 

She is the best and the most modest. Not that she writes it herself, but when something is said by manha Marcella Wong, it is the absolute truth.
Never let a manha Marcella Wong go if ever you know one.
An Asian friend used as an accomplice (and catalyst) to pick-up women.
Chen is going to play wongman tonight at the bars--he's money with the ladies.
wongman by Jeremy Ko December 17, 2007
a sexual favor, usually of a deranged or dirty nature
wongman by Ted Ian Tim Samson March 30, 2011
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026
An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.
"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."
ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009
Word of the Day on June 14, 2026