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Wong Dong 

Wong Dong , Wong-Dong, or Wongdong

Noun
1. A person who made a mistake or regretted

decision (I goofed up kinda thing)

EX- Bob: "Hey didn't you buy that cheap tv right?"

Tom: Yeah! I did, I was a Wong Dong

2. A penis

EX- "Please keep your Wong-Dong in your pants"

3. Someone who acts like a douche, jerk or dick Can be Male Or Female

EX- Tracy:"OMG bob was being such a Jerk to you

Becky!!!

Becky:" Hes been that way all week,He is starting to

be a real Wongdong!
Wong Dong Examples Listed Above, each example shows which way to spell for each meaning
Wong Dong by Serious Joker August 1, 2014
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small wong dong 

When you dick is 11mm with a large curve and is about as thin as a slimjim that can bend around a corner hitting the dogs anus from the other room
ryan has a small wong dong now my poodles as is wet

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong 

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.
every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

willy willy wong tong wong flong dong 

The song of the "ling ling" culture but can be used as an insult towards people of the asian ethnicity

Goes to the song of chopsticks
Ling-Ling- "Oh Herro!"
white person - "Fuck off you willy willy wong tong wong flong dong!"

wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo

ur stupid twin brother that you want to yeet out the window and out of existence
that wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo is dumb

ding dong wong 

When u ding your dong on a Wong holdin a gong
U got your ding dong wong stuck in a gong behold god