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Wong Dong , Wong-Dong, or Wongdong

Noun
1. A person who made a mistake or regretted

decision (I goofed up kinda thing)

EX- Bob: "Hey didn't you buy that cheap tv right?"

Tom: Yeah! I did, I was a Wong Dong

2. A penis

EX- "Please keep your Wong-Dong in your pants"

3. Someone who acts like a douche, jerk or dick Can be Male Or Female

EX- Tracy:"OMG bob was being such a Jerk to you

Becky!!!

Becky:" Hes been that way all week,He is starting to

be a real Wongdong!

Wong Dong Examples Listed Above, each example shows which way to spell for each meaning

Wong Dong by Serious Joker August 1, 2014

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small wong dong

When you dick is 11mm with a large curve and is about as thin as a slimjim that can bend around a corner hitting the dogs anus from the other room

ryan has a small wong dong now my poodles as is wet

small wong dong by NotSeCretOrgans April 15, 2019

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ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong

A langudge that every one talks but doesnt know it. they are all beef cakes that live in the ocean. they smell like lit cheese.

every one is talking ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong these days!

ching chong bing bong ling long ting tong wing wong ding dong fing fong ring rong by Litchildoftdacornthateatschees April 21, 2017

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willy willy wong tong wong flong dong

The song of the "ling ling" culture but can be used as an insult towards people of the asian ethnicity

Goes to the song of chopsticks

Ling-Ling- "Oh Herro!"
white person - "Fuck off you willy willy wong tong wong flong dong!"

willy willy wong tong wong flong dong by Enjoyingmothafookingfob October 9, 2017

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wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo

ur stupid twin brother that you want to yeet out the window and out of existence

that wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo is dumb

wing wong ding dong ching chong unit lil bwo bwo by wing wong ding dong lil bwo November 17, 2019

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Big dong Wong shong

A massive black cock

Ur moms a big dong Wong shong

Big dong Wong shong by Big dick pussy wank reach arou April 23, 2019

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ding dong wong

When u ding your dong on a Wong holdin a gong

U got your ding dong wong stuck in a gong behold god

ding dong wong by kangaro trainer March 27, 2019

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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