Woman't 

Not a woman i.e. a man

I don't need anybody. I'm a strong, independent woman't.

Woman't by a21210 June 16, 2018

woman't 

a disabled woman
a woman that can't

Hey Dave look its a woman't

woman't by cheezeburg September 15, 2022

Feminine woman DOESN'T DEBUNK FUCKING ANYTHING 

A "direct correlation" would mean a correlation of 1. A correlation of 1 is as high as it gets. So I highly doubt the correlation between porn and WHATEVER is 1. A correlation of .7 is HIGH in terms of correlation (apparently). So high that Jordan Peterson cites the correlation when he's talking about the relationship between wealth and sexual selection success. But don't feel bad. You're not the only one using correlation wrong!

Hym "They need to retitle that video 'feminine woman DOESN'T DEBUNK FUCKING ANYTHING.' Oh shit... Have I been using correlation wrong? Oh shit! That means the correlation between fat cocks and sexual selection success can be HIGHER than .3! HOLY SHIT! I've google that word live 12 different times! How am I just now getting that!? Shit, it could even be higher than .7! What's more, there can be an inverse correlation between 2 things. You could have a correlation between fat cocks and reproductive success that it like 1 AND a correlation between baby dicks and reproductive success that is like -1. What do the studies say? Is there a study? What's the correlation between fat cock and success? It's high. I bet you 1 million dollars it's higher than .7! WE'RE BACK IN HERE! CRITICAL FAT-COCK THEORY! I look like an idiot for using it wrong but WHAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS is that I COULD BE MORE RIGHT THAN I THOUGHT I WAS! I could be MORE RIGHT THAN JORDAN!"

Feminine woman DOESN'T DEBUNK FUCKING ANYTHING by Hym Iam August 14, 2023

White Woman Tears 

When a white female sheds tears for pity and basically gets away with it.

David: Cheryl please done use your White Woman Tears
Cheryl: I'm sorry for the things I've done *cries* and I'll never do that again *cries*

White Woman Tears by Plsdontever October 19, 2019

Disarming White Woman Tears 

When a white female bodied person realizes that what they said was blatantly racist and begins to panic, defend said statement and cry until she has garnered sympathy and pity for her plight purely by virtue of social love of milky white skin and the ideal of white barbie womanhood

white woman: i say the n word all the time because it makes me closer to black people.
poc: thats pretty racist
white woman: i cant be racist! Im a lesbian! *insert disarming white woman tears*

Disarming White Woman Tears by c. jarelle October 16, 2008

woman trap question 

A question to which there is no correct answer

"Was she prettier?"
"Does my ass look big in these?"
"Am I pretty?"

Cindy - "That girl he kissed, was she prettier than me?"
Sid - "Uhh...that's such a woman trap question. But no, of course not."

woman trap question by Sid P May 1, 2007

Bisexual Woman Theory 

They “scientific” theory that states that when asked for their celebrity crush, a bisexual woman will respond with a beautiful woman and a questionable man.

Bisexual Woman: I like Zendaya and Jason Bateman.

Me: You have validated the Bisexual Woman Theory.

Bisexual Woman Theory by Kobra C. June 24, 2021