A 'Wollbo' or, 'Woll' (informal) is a Caucasian Homo sapien, originating from the Shires of God's own country. Renown for his 'average' height, but definitely above average phallic length, A Wollbo has a love for the land, and is often seen trying to bait wildlife into a having a selfie, with often humerous results. Living off a staple diet of coffee, oats and peanut butter, a Wollbo will spend much of his time day dreaming of snacks. Wollbo only wears shorts with endlessly deep pockets, whilst comfy a draw back is that he can never find any money to pay for drinks! Despite this Wollbo is highly regarded amongst his pack, often seen as the Alpha male, purely for his ability to spend up to 4 hours a day on the toilet.
'blimey, wish my Son was more like a Wollbo'
'need to find myself a Wollbo to settle down with, they're great'
'he's such a Wollbo - so progressive in letting a girl pay the bill'
'need to find myself a Wollbo to settle down with, they're great'
'he's such a Wollbo - so progressive in letting a girl pay the bill'
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When uttered, it means “I am right” or “do what I say”, depending on when it is used.
Of German origin, this word is pronounced vole-ole.
When uttered, it means “I am right” or “do what I say”, depending on when it is used.
Of German origin, this word is pronounced vole-ole.
Person 1: “The earth is flat.”
Person 2: “No! It is obviously not flat!”
Person 1: “But it is...”
Person 2: “No!!”
Person 1: “Wolloll.”
Person 2: “You win this time.”
Person 2: “No! It is obviously not flat!”
Person 1: “But it is...”
Person 2: “No!!”
Person 1: “Wolloll.”
Person 2: “You win this time.”
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The guy from horrible histories, who isn’t Mat, Jim, Larry or Simon.
A certified legend and is known for his tweets such as ‘Crumbs.’ , ‘Whe....?’ and ‘Totes a tote.’
A certified legend and is known for his tweets such as ‘Crumbs.’ , ‘Whe....?’ and ‘Totes a tote.’
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Random senile plague-ridden ethnic women also frequent the triage waiting room, and sit, rocking, muttering, and hacking up small chunks of their pulmomary system.
The paper-pusher staff are hardened and jaded as a result, and as such have developed a foul contempt for all that enter the waiting room.
Random senile plague-ridden ethnic women also frequent the triage waiting room, and sit, rocking, muttering, and hacking up small chunks of their pulmomary system.
The paper-pusher staff are hardened and jaded as a result, and as such have developed a foul contempt for all that enter the waiting room.
Oi, Oi, Acko ya cunt, me n dezza are takin shazza down wollongong hospital cos she had too many pingers ayy. Want me to get on for ya while I'm there?
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The school's principal is a person that most people in the school think is a homosexual, who enforces the school uniform rule way too harshly, and will literally yell at you if your socks are slightly discoloured.
Full of suicidal teenagers who think they're the shit because they do drugs and get smashed, and have sex.
The ever so famous boys bathrooms constantly smell like piss, with urine constantly on the toilet seats, and toilet paper all over the floor. Also, there is targets in the urinal for you to aim your pee onto!
And in the girls bathroom, you can find period blood and tampons all over the floor and toilet seats! Yay! Love the feminist and free the nipple graffiti all over the stalls!
Also, this school spends more money on its yearly productions than it does on education.
The school's principal is a person that most people in the school think is a homosexual, who enforces the school uniform rule way too harshly, and will literally yell at you if your socks are slightly discoloured.
Full of suicidal teenagers who think they're the shit because they do drugs and get smashed, and have sex.
The ever so famous boys bathrooms constantly smell like piss, with urine constantly on the toilet seats, and toilet paper all over the floor. Also, there is targets in the urinal for you to aim your pee onto!
And in the girls bathroom, you can find period blood and tampons all over the floor and toilet seats! Yay! Love the feminist and free the nipple graffiti all over the stalls!
Also, this school spends more money on its yearly productions than it does on education.
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