Wollbo

A 'Wollbo' or, 'Woll' (informal) is a Caucasian Homo sapien, originating from the Shires of God's own country. Renown for his 'average' height, but definitely above average phallic length, A Wollbo has a love for the land, and is often seen trying to bait wildlife into a having a selfie, with often humerous results. Living off a staple diet of coffee, oats and peanut butter, a Wollbo will spend much of his time day dreaming of snacks. Wollbo only wears shorts with endlessly deep pockets, whilst comfy a draw back is that he can never find any money to pay for drinks! Despite this Wollbo is highly regarded amongst his pack, often seen as the Alpha male, purely for his ability to spend up to 4 hours a day on the toilet.

'blimey, wish my Son was more like a Wollbo'

'need to find myself a Wollbo to settle down with, they're great'

'he's such a Wollbo - so progressive in letting a girl pay the bill'

by Roast Potato November 22, 2021