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A 'Wollbo' or, 'Woll' (informal) is a Caucasian Homo sapien, originating from the Shires of God's own country. Renown for his 'average' height, but definitely above average phallic length, A Wollbo has a love for the land, and is often seen trying to bait wildlife into a having a selfie, with often humerous results. Living off a staple diet of coffee, oats and peanut butter, a Wollbo will spend much of his time day dreaming of snacks. Wollbo only wears shorts with endlessly deep pockets, whilst comfy a draw back is that he can never find any money to pay for drinks! Despite this Wollbo is highly regarded amongst his pack, often seen as the Alpha male, purely for his ability to spend up to 4 hours a day on the toilet.
'blimey, wish my Son was more like a Wollbo'

'need to find myself a Wollbo to settle down with, they're great'

'he's such a Wollbo - so progressive in letting a girl pay the bill'
Wollbo by Roast Potato November 22, 2021
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A word that is used in an argument or discussion which supports the user’s opinion. When this word is used, the user is the irrefutable winner of the argument or discussion, despite what may have been said before the use of this word.

When uttered, it means “I am right” or “do what I say”, depending on when it is used.

Of German origin, this word is pronounced vole-ole.
Person 1: “The earth is flat.”
Person 2: “No! It is obviously not flat!”
Person 1: “But it is...”
Person 2: “No!!”
Person 1: “Wolloll.”
Person 2: “You win this time.”
Wolloll by I love Milo May 27, 2020
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Wollongong Hospital 

A communal pissing hole, for junkie sluts, and derro crackheads alike.
Random senile plague-ridden ethnic women also frequent the triage waiting room, and sit, rocking, muttering, and hacking up small chunks of their pulmomary system.
The paper-pusher staff are hardened and jaded as a result, and as such have developed a foul contempt for all that enter the waiting room.
Oi, Oi, Acko ya cunt, me n dezza are takin shazza down wollongong hospital cos she had too many pingers ayy. Want me to get on for ya while I'm there?

Wollongong High School of the Performing Arts 

A hellhole highschool that prides itself on being "the top performing arts high school" in the Illawarra, but is a communal area for fuckboys and cunts to hangout and smoke weed.

The school's principal is a person that most people in the school think is a homosexual, who enforces the school uniform rule way too harshly, and will literally yell at you if your socks are slightly discoloured.
Full of suicidal teenagers who think they're the shit because they do drugs and get smashed, and have sex.
The ever so famous boys bathrooms constantly smell like piss, with urine constantly on the toilet seats, and toilet paper all over the floor. Also, there is targets in the urinal for you to aim your pee onto!
And in the girls bathroom, you can find period blood and tampons all over the floor and toilet seats! Yay! Love the feminist and free the nipple graffiti all over the stalls!
Also, this school spends more money on its yearly productions than it does on education.
Wollongong High School of the Performing Arts makes me want to neck myself!

Ben Willbond 

Who's this guy?
That's Ben Willbond.
What a DILF
Yes
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Wallbounce 

A trick used in Gears of War to easily evade the shots of opponents while landing your shots.
DaMn DaT NiGGuH WaLLBouNce iS ToP 8
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