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Someone who bails on friends, possibly multiple times, when they want to see the hobbit because they have a massive pine cone in their twat.
Guy1&2: Wow, our newb of a friend bailed on the hobbit again.
Guy3: What a willbo!
willbo by bigdickswagger December 26, 2014
Words you can keep
I've got a willbo
willbo by Dirty willbo May 6, 2020

Willbo In 

A word which is used to describe someone, or something which is "all fart and no poo" (all chat and no action).
Steve: "When we go home lets funnel loads of booze"
Sally: "Steve mate you are Willbo In."
Willbo In by Simon Rowe February 25, 2008
n. made to sound less creepy, an adolescent who shows signs of future attractiveness
derived from the awkwardness of saying an 11 year-old will be hot
An 11 year-old girl that will be hot one day walks by.
"Dude. Willbe."
willbe by hudsonjablez July 25, 2012

Ben Willbond 

The guy from horrible histories, who isn’t Mat, Jim, Larry or Simon.
A certified legend and is known for his tweets such as ‘Crumbs.’ , ‘Whe....?’ and ‘Totes a tote.’
Have you heard of Ben Willbond?
Yes, is he the guy who only plays gay army men?
Yes.
Ben Willbond by trumanklack February 4, 2021

willbur soots ylyl rules 

Rule #1 No Boomers

Rule #2 No Zoomers

Rule #3 No Weebs Under The Penalty Of Death (im looking at you phil)

Rule #4 No Marvel Stans

Rule #5 Stan Loona

Rule #6 No KPop

Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship Is FUCK

Rule #8 No Videos Weve Already Seen Before

Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Shit

Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5

Rule #11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny
what is the ylyl rules?

willbur soots ylyl rules are,
Rule #1 No Boomers

Rule #2 No Zoomers

Rule #3 No Weebs Under The Penalty Of Death (im looking at you phil)

Rule #4 No Marvel Stans

Rule #5 Stan Loona

Rule #6 No KPop

Rule #7 No My Little Pony Friendship Is FUCK

Rule #8 No Videos Weve Already Seen Before

Rule #9 Staged Videos Are Shit

Rule #10 Ignore Rule #5

Rule #11 Loud Is Sometimes Funny

John willmott 

A shit school wiv a racist head teacher who looks like hogwarts
John willmott by Beastty August 8, 2019
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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