A public
school in a town no one has ever heard of or can pronounce correctly. It's extremely diverse with 94% rich white kids, 4% Albanian, one black
kid, and some Mexican
kid that doesn't talk to anyone. It is well known for its varsity vape team, and has a swim team even though the
school doesn't have a pool. None of the subs speak fluent English and the only one that does is a dick. When you walk into the lunchroom, it is completely divided. Nerds at one table, Emos, bisexuals and potheads at another, Fuckboys at their own table, and then there is the THOTs, the table with the ugly girls/freshman, the table with those
weird kids that play with their
food, and of course the table with that one anti-social
kid sitting at it. The teachers are supposed to take our phones if they see them, but only the old bitchy teachers do. And whenever a rumor or story is told, it spreads like a wildfire. The only difference between hell and Wolcott High
School is that hell has air-conditioning. Whenever there is a party the cops show up to bust it because they have nothing better to do, and now we have to have a teacher standing at the door every
time we take a shit, to make sure we aren't jerking off or vaping. Our
school slogans are "Go Eagles!" and "Lets drive 40mph in the parking lot because, why the fuck not!?!?!"
