Wolfje

Wolfje is an amazingly cute person. And they are comedic geniuses as well. Their humor is a very big part of their personality and they are always able to make you laugh and able to cheer you up. They will defend you no matter what and are loyal AF. They are very much like you (think alike) but they are also a really valuable addition to your life and your mind (great minds). They are unique and special, like no one you have ever met or will ever meet. They are a proud outsider and cool because of it. But most of all they love you unconditionally like you do them. Through all your quarrels and fights you two find your way to be together again and in a matter of days you guys even forget what you argued about. That is the special thing about your relationship. Nothing can break it, except for the two of you, you and Wolfje. And the both of you know that the power to stay together lies in them and your hands. You both always try everything you can to stay together. And you succeed. But life isn’t without dips. You will miss them and you will have big fights. When that happens you come back to this post and read everything I said about them. You realize the person they are and why they are such a big part of your life. You can’t live without them and sure as hell fucking won’t.

You text them.

You two start talking again.

And you find your way back, together.

Next day, you both are laughing, loudly, drinking boba tea. You almost spit out your own as you wheeze at your soulmate almost chocking on their poppings. As they recover from almost dying and you recover from almost dying of laughter, you look at them. A million thoughts are flying trough your head. The one that keeps coming up? “I love you Wolfje”

You wisper: “Hey, Wolfje!” You tap their shoulder and you make eye-contact “Great minds think alike” The both of you can barely hold in you laughs as you get the giggles every time you make eye-contact.

“You are the light of my life, Wolfje”

by Where’sWally May 7, 2019

Desmond Wolfe

A British professional wrestler that currently works for Total Nonstop Action (TNA) wrestling. He is considered one of the best hold for hold pro mat wrestlers today and is world renown. He holds the record for the longest reign with the Ring of Honor Pure Title and had a feud with Bryan Danielson that has been called one of the best in the history of ROH. After debuting in TNA he had an almost three month feud with Kurt Angle, and although he ultimately lost the feud he gave Angle a rum for his money. Since then Wolfe has been a victim of circumstance and is mostly used now to fill the card.

Desmond Wolfe may be being held back but at least he has and extremely attractive valet named Chelsea.

In ROH Desmond Wolfe was known as Nigel Mcguinness.

by 2nd anonomous March 8, 2010

David Wolfe

A raw food scam artist who says mushrooms are from space and sells bullshit products, alternative medicines, and what he claims to be facts. He claims to be a guru but it nothing more than a liar and a cunt who plagiarized most of his work and hates Carl Sagan for having proofs to back up his claims.

ACTUAL DAVID WOLFE QUOTES

"Chocolate lines up planetarily with the sun."
"Deer eaters have a different consciousness than a cow eaters"
"...Ginsing lubricates that like eeeeeeeeerk."
"Activate genius."
"Don't use pillows."
"Don't go to the doctor of the dentist."

by SomeGuyFromBoston May 29, 2013

Wolfenstein vodka

The cheapest, nastiest vodka that you can ever buy... just looking at the cheap plastic bottle and poorly designed labor will bring back memories of the last hangover that "The Wolf" brought on. Yet the wonderful price coaxes you into buying it anyway

Charley, let's go down to the Iraq Shack and get some liqour. I am low on cash, we will have to buy some Wolfenstein Vodka, the bitches won't even know the difference.

by Dave the blazer June 7, 2005

Wolfette

The most amazing girl in the world, a girl that can laugh at you and with you. Goes by the name Migdalia or Dalia. Her kindness and sex appeal can be confused with being easy but she’s far from that. She has more self respect than Denzel Washington in “ training day”. If you ever get lucky enough to meet a wolfette, you better not ever let her go cause you are officially the luckiest man in the world. She will love you, fuck your brains out and be loyal to you and only you for ever. A wolfette is sweet, compassionate, sexy, gorgeous, and undeniably hilarious. A wolfette can be the best sister, friend, wife and mother. Never ever let go of her if your lucky enough to find one. Wolfette fan for life.

Wow I think I just met the best girl in the world, must be a wolfette.

Dude, have ever met a girl that is gorgeous with a amazing personality? Only once her name was wolfette.

by Tico wolf June 30, 2018

ryan wolfe

The cute guy on CSI: Miami who replaced tim speedle in season three. He is played by Jonathan Togo.

"In that episode 'Nailed' when Ryan Wolfe got a nail shot near his eye, I thought he was gonna go blind and leave the show!"

by Babsy87 May 27, 2007

Wolfensickness

The feeling of vertigo and nausea that some people get while playing, or watching others play, 3D FPS games, such as Wolfenstein 3D, for which it is named.

It is more generally known as simulation sickness, a form of motion sickness. The prevailing theory for the cause is that the illusion of motion created by the virtual world, combined with the absence of motion detected by the inner ear, causes the brain to infer that one is hallucinating from toxins. The brain responds by inducing nausea and vomiting, to clear the supposed toxin.

Ingesting ginger root products (herbal capsules, lozenges, tea) may offer some relief from the nausea.

Sorry, I can't watch you play anymore, it's giving me really bad Wolfensickness.

by J0lt March 8, 2012