Guy 1: "This chick I went out with last night was wild; she totally had a wolfgasm!"
Guy 2: "A what?"
Guy 1: "A wolfgasm! She started howling every time she came."
Guy 2: "High five bro!"

Wolfgasm by smellmyunderpants November 24, 2012

Wolframize

To use Wolfram Research's Wolfram Alpha computational knowledge engine to find an answer to a question that can't be found using conventional search engines.

Wolfram Alpha debuted on the web in May 2009.

"If you can't find what you need by Googling, try to Wolframize your way to a solution... especially if it's an numerical or statistical question."

Wolframize by cwhaley May 7, 2009

Wolfram|Alpha

Go to WolframAlpha.com and ask it what it is.
Also, the only existence in the world that is able to divide by zero, other than Chuck Norris.

Q. What is Wolfram|Alpha?
A. I am a computational knowledge engine.
Q. 1 divided by zero!
A. Complex Infinity

Wolfram|Alpha by ZOMGLOLWTFZORG March 22, 2011

wolframalphable

When a math problem, or any any other problem is able to be solved by Wolframalpha.

Jim: "I am going to be taking this online quiz all night"

Sam: "Oh I took that quiz the other day, it's wolframalphable"

wolframalphable by trv_s February 19, 2011

Wolframable

(adj). The quality to solve a problem via WolframAlpha.com with little-to-no work required.

Broseph Stalin: Dude the homework is so long!

Bromo Sapien: Bro they're all wolframable! No sweat bro! Now hurry up and finish the webwork so we can crush some kegs.

Wolframable by Bucky_Daniels November 6, 2012

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026