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Wokey Pokey 

Coined by Scott Thorough on the Zebras in America Podcast, episode 55: "It's a dance...it's performative wokeness, or pandering, or virtue signalling about a cause or issue, while not necessarily caring about the issue or perhaps benefitting or perpetuating the issue. Not dissimilar to pinkwashing."
"Woke-bae": As a Male Feminist, this offends me.

Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.
Wokey Pokey by astrofisch June 17, 2018
Words you can keep

Wokey Pokey 

Satire of the child age song to speak of the current situation in the US.
You put the right view in,
your view is stomped right out,
you put your right view in,
and they turn it inside out,
They do the Wokey Pokey as they lie without a doubt,
That's what it's all about - WAKE UP!
Wokey Pokey by renderwerks June 17, 2021

Too woke to poke 

Used to describe a man who’s so woke he can’t bring himself to touch a ladies genitalia.
Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.

Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!
Too woke to poke by Chrish77 February 3, 2020

poke woke 

girl + nap + in boyfriend's lap + boner in his pants = poke woke
When a girl is watching Forrest Gump with her boyfriend, and falls asleep in her boyfriend's lap before the scene where Forrest's mom has sex with the principal, and then the boyfriend gets a boner, and thus, the girl is poke woke.

To woke to Poke

The inability to have a stable relationship because you see all the oppression and find it dehumanizing to have sex with someone.
Zara, after learning about systematic violence, became to woke to poke.
To woke to Poke by Zara a. March 9, 2026

Wokeydokey 

Someone who is very offended by someone who is offended.

Explanation of concept. It's like when someone is offended by the woke movement, who are offended by statues of historical figures
The lotus-eaters are very wokeydokey about any mention of woke issues. They spend hours making blogs and content about how horrified they are
Wokeydokey by Jonesybones December 29, 2021
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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