Wokey Pokey

Coined by Scott Thorough on the Zebras in America Podcast, episode 55: "It's a dance...it's performative wokeness, or pandering, or virtue signalling about a cause or issue, while not necessarily caring about the issue or perhaps benefitting or perpetuating the issue. Not dissimilar to pinkwashing."

"Woke-bae": As a Male Feminist, this offends me.

Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.

by astrofisch June 17, 2018

Wokey Pokey

Satire of the child age song to speak of the current situation in the US.

You put the right view in,
your view is stomped right out,
you put your right view in,
and they turn it inside out,
They do the Wokey Pokey as they lie without a doubt,
That's what it's all about - WAKE UP!

by renderwerks June 17, 2021

Too woke to poke

Used to describe a man who’s so woke he can’t bring himself to touch a ladies genitalia.

Sam: Curtis and Susan seem to have been getting on well, I bet she’ll be getting fingered in the toilets later.

Tony: Not a chance, Curtis is too woke to poke!

by Chrish77 February 3, 2020

poke woke

girl + nap + in boyfriend's lap + boner in his pants = poke woke

When a girl is watching Forrest Gump with her boyfriend, and falls asleep in her boyfriend's lap before the scene where Forrest's mom has sex with the principal, and then the boyfriend gets a boner, and thus, the girl is poke woke.

by DJ lil lip bomb brickwilla November 18, 2011

To woke to Poke

The inability to have a stable relationship because you see all the oppression and find it dehumanizing to have sex with someone.

Zara, after learning about systematic violence, became to woke to poke.

by Zara a. March 9, 2026

Wokeydokey

Someone who is very offended by someone who is offended.

Explanation of concept. It's like when someone is offended by the woke movement, who are offended by statues of historical figures

The lotus-eaters are very wokeydokey about any mention of woke issues. They spend hours making blogs and content about how horrified they are

by Jonesybones December 29, 2021