2 definitions by DJ lil lip bomb brickwilla

1)a locker full of asses

2) an ass so big you can store shit in it. And for this definition shit includes: books, jackets, and spacemakers.
"Hilary smells like an ass locker." - Beau
"She also looks like an ass locker." - Biff

or

"Hilary has a donk." - Kat
"Correction, Hilary has an ass locker." - Bethany
by DJ lil lip bomb brickwilla November 19, 2011
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girl + nap + in boyfriend's lap + boner in his pants = poke woke
When a girl is watching Forrest Gump with her boyfriend, and falls asleep in her boyfriend's lap before the scene where Forrest's mom has sex with the principal, and then the boyfriend gets a boner, and thus, the girl is poke woke.
by DJ lil lip bomb brickwilla November 19, 2011
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