Woke Pi

When a very small percentage of white privileged parents in some red states want public schools to fine or fire math and science teachers who preach that the number π is irrational; instead, they want them to teach that pi’s “true” value is three, citing 1 Kings 7:23 and 2 Chronicles 4:2 in the Bible as “proof” for their claim.

Under the banner of "parents' rights," a small aggressive group of alt-right Trumpublicans and “fine” patriots expect their oft-morally bankrupt senator to push for woke pi in all schools statewide.

Woke Pi by Fasters February 25, 2022

woke pilled 

Trans political view points. When participants of the two party system flip flop their stances on an issue. Often not understanding the irony and humor.

The Republicans on the January 6 Committee called for more Capital Police oversight and the Democrats called for more Capital Police funding. The J6 committee is totally woke pilled.

woke pilled by Tinker Stream December 26, 2022

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money 

Pizza Hut and Target are woke stores now. Dirty liberals want to get to our kids by promoting LGBTQ.

Me: I wonder what other liberal bullshit is occuring.

Matt Wlash: Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money

Pizza Hut and Target sittin in a woke tree, stealing our citizens money by Skyrim550 May 20, 2022

wokepilled

Another term for woke, used mainly by 4chan users.

“Joe Biden is so wokepilled”

“Andrew tate is the LEAST wokepilled guy”

“That’s so wokepilled”

wokepilled by OilySaltine April 25, 2024