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-geez he woffles alot
-I am Lord Woffle
woffle by Lord Woffle II November 9, 2004
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1. A word used to vaguely describe the noise made by a couple perfoming any form of sexual acts on each other under covers/duvets.
Often used to describe it by someone that can hear them 'woffling'.

2. Can also be used to describe such sexual acts without going into too much detail..
1. Girl-Shut up, you two. All I can hear is you two woffling around...!
Couple-...sorry!

2.Girl-What did you two get up to last night?!
Other Girl-Just woffled around...
woffle by LucyLooooo April 7, 2008
A Wombles family raffle raising money for Suicide Prevention Awareness
Did you buy any tickets for the woffle”
Woffle by flosky September 28, 2022

Woffle stomp 

When you are in the shower do a shit, and step on it to push the mother fucker down the drain
Person 1: “that dudes foot is brown!”
Person 2: “Wanna know why?”
Person 1: “Yeah!”
Person 2: “because he did a woffle stomp”

ROFFLE WOFFLE 

the laughing of a waffle., OR a giant laughing waffle that eats people.
Dude 1: ROFFLE WOFFLE BEHIND YOU!
Dude 2: What?
Dude 1: OMG ITS OPENING ITS MOUTH TO EAT YOU
Dude 2: That's baloney sandwich ILL EAT YOU FOR CHOW!
ROFFLE WOFFLE: U DAI /\/oW /\/00B
Dude 1: Laughs while Dude 2 gets eaten.
"ROFFLE WOFFLE EATS Dude 1"
Dude 1: DUDE!
ROFFLE WOFFLE by PLB666 April 30, 2009

Snapper Woffle 

- Snapper Woffle (Snapperwoffle).

Code name for 'Sniper Rifle'.

The term is often used by peoples who spend most of their waking lives playing online first person shooters i.e. CS, Unreal Tournament, Halo etc. see FPS.
n00blet-1 : Dude, I got the Snapper Woffle!!!!. I'm going to PWN you all!!!!11!!!!1!

n00blet-2 : ROFLmao!

n00blet-3 : uber 7eet Hax0r, uber Snapper Woffle hax.

CS Announcer Man : HEADSHOT

n00blet-1 : Uber PWNAGE Rofl!
Snapper Woffle by S. Ladavooch September 10, 2006

Goose Waffle 

The goose droppings that dry up and fall off the soles of your hiking boots after a walk in the field.
"Who left the goose waffles in the hallway? Everyone check your feet."
Goose Waffle by goose_on_a_roof September 19, 2012
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