Wizzlar

A penis; A cock; A dick

Jacobi went to stroke his wizzlar

by Qixy Wixy May 26, 2021

your a wizzard hary

You're a wizard Harry.

I'm a... WHAT?!

Harry, you're a wizard.

I'm a what?!

A wizard, Harry.

I'm a WIZARD?!

Yes Harry, you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry.

Well, "Just Harry", you're a wizard.

But I'm just Harry!

No, "Just Harry", you - are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid I'm just Harry!

NO! Harry, you are a wizard!

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Listen Harry, you are a wizard!

No Hagrid, I'm just Harry!

Harry, for god's sake, you are a wizard!

A WIZARD?! I'm just Harry!

Nooo, "Just Harry"! You're a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid, I'm just Harry.

Noooooo. Just Harry. You are a wizard.

I'm not a wizard, Hagrid!

HARRY, you are a wizard!

Listen here Hagrid you FAT OAF! I'm not a FUCKING WIZARD!

For god's sake Harry, what is with this language?! You're a FUCKING WIZARD.

your a wizzard hary, im a what

by notsouratall June 2, 2020

rizzler wizzler

A person who is able to pull girls with a wizard costume.

That guy in a wizard costume is a rizzler wizzler, he already has 5 girls and none of them are his girlfriend.

by YouHaveAbsolutelyNoRizz December 15, 2022

Wizzar

The Wiz Attendant for the Wizroom. The Wizzar will not be found in average public Wizrooms. Wizars, Wizzars, Wiz Tenders are the attendants that pass out towels, cologn and other types of toiletries. Some times even chocolate.

Wizzars are found mostly in Executive, prominent and uppidy Wizrooms reserved for the SO-CALLED upper class.

Wizar, Wizzar also known as a Wiz-Tender person, usually one who keep piss in a jar in a freezer.

Wizar/Wizzar: Would you like a towel Sir?

Executive: Why yes I would. Do yo have those little bocks of cholcolates?

Wizar/Wizzar Attendant: I am sorry Sir, we are all out of chocolate today!

Executive: This is a very important issue I will most certainly bring to the CEO's attention!

by The Master Wisdom November 21, 2010

Fat Wizzard

The slang term describing one whom is liked by his peers, friends, as well as school teachers and parents. The word is often times applied to those who have just engaged in a certain sexual or associative activity with females.

John, you fat wizzard you, last night's circle rim was fantastic!

I know, i can't wait for next week's awful waffle!

by Rimming roms September 29, 2010

wizzler

Takin a wee wee

Beddy by is da shizzler, he gonna go take a wizzler.

by Da Chumpsta January 10, 2009

wizzards sleeve

the look of a "well used" "hanging" "loose" vagina

"i tell u when she bent over her bever hung like a wizzards sleeve"

by daniel kemp December 7, 2006