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i put on my wizard hat 

Made famous by the Bash.org Top 100 list, "I put on my robe and my wizard hat" refers to the fake cyber sex dialogues of BloodNinja.
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.

One Eyed Wizard 

1. A name for the male reproductive organs
2. A name for a special type of device for consuming cannabis
Hey man, last night I was hitting the one eyed wizard.

I think that's a penis.

No man, a device used for recreationally smoking Mary Jane.

Oh OK.

Onion Wizard 

- A person who has poor personal hygiene in regards to the proper application of underarm deoderant.
- A person who smells of onions after consuming a meal containing an onion and failed to brush teeth or wash hands.
-"Onion Wizard Sleeve" is a variation in regards to a girl having poor hygiene in the genital area.
- "That Dude Is An Onion Wizard"
- "Dude, I Met A Girl Last Night Who Had An Onion Wizard Sleeve"
Onion Wizard by ChadnSean January 11, 2010

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004