i just snorted crack then ran 2 miles in the rain to play hide and seek at home depot with the workers, currently feeling very wizlit
by hiyalol October 30, 2021
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“Jake stared at the joint, convinced it was out, but when he took a drag and it hit anyway, he nodded to himself—clearly a wizard of weed who had unknowingly kept it lit the whole time, WizLit.”
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When you think a joint isn't lit but then take a hit and somehow it was lit the whole time, making you think that you were a wizard of weed.
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I was in the shower the other morning and you won’t believe the amount of willits I picked out of my arse!
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Get the willit mug.Willits is a shit town in NorCal where everyone is either a stupid Puritan hippie or a stoner who was neglected as a kid and thusly uses that to justify their mindlessly fake-deep actions. Willits is also the home to the world’s dumbest lumber jack statue. Everybody knows all the words to Hotel California there, but none of them know what it means. Also the cancer rate is like 10x average cause PepsiCo ruined the water supply.
Person 1: “Yeah I grew up in Willits”
Person 2: “Oh I had a cousin from there he’s a hardcore addict now who runs a blog about heavy metal.”
Person 3: “Yeah that’s a pretty shit town. Everybody dates their cousins in law at some point cause nobody’s mom can seem to stay married for long”
Person 2: “Oh I had a cousin from there he’s a hardcore addict now who runs a blog about heavy metal.”
Person 3: “Yeah that’s a pretty shit town. Everybody dates their cousins in law at some point cause nobody’s mom can seem to stay married for long”
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