willit

Minuet piece of toilet tissue or fabric fluff from underpants that has dried, hardened and adhered to pubic hair around the anus.

I was in the shower the other morning and you won’t believe the amount of willits I picked out of my arse!

by bennybumflaps January 21, 2007

arse shelf

A term to describe a large posterior and hips of an obese person, giving the effect of a shelf.

Bloody hell! You could rest a pair of candle sticks on that arse shelf!

by bennybumflaps February 12, 2007