wixing

Wixing is German for jerk off

Bert had been wixing till he came and sprayed his cum all over Judy

wixing by edrocket July 8, 2014

Wixing

The act of "word mixing". Abreviating 2 words and mixing them together.

"You should've seen the size this chicks nipples!! there was like big slices of peperonni!"

"So they were Pipples??"

"Awesome Wixing dude"

Wixing by House of Filth November 4, 2008

Wixing Your Mords 

When you accidentally mix up consanants of one word with the other in a sentence that sound like real words but totally alter the original meaning

Examples:

"I'm crappy to bring hackers if you're making soup."
"There you go wixing your mords again."

Oh, I better bring my proper shoes when I go cock riming this weekend...Oh I'm so embarrased, I'm mixing my words again!

Wixing Your Mords by Dennypeg March 26, 2010

Geoff Wigington 

Geoff Wigington, known as Glef, Geoffus, and countless other names is a very sweet gentleman, always so kind and caring, and a really great man. Can be found on tour or in Texas.

Someone: wow I love Geoff Wigington !!
Someone else: same, Geoff Wigington is sweet as fucc!

Geoff Wigington by devvoon May 15, 2018

Geoff Wigington 

everyone's favorite fucking dad, let's be real. also plays guitar in a band of lads called Waterparks.

I fucking LOVE Geoff Wigington.

Geoff Wigington by Awsten Knight April 10, 2019

baby wiping 

The act of licking your partners butthole after they had just taken a shit.

Mark was about to get in the shower when his partner gave him a good baby wiping instead.

baby wiping by Oreogobbler January 15, 2018

Benjamin Wiping 

to reach a status in one's life, financially, to be able to wipe one's own ass with fresh hundred dollar bills (benjamins).

donald trump is most definately benjamin wiping

Benjamin Wiping by i_skeeted_in_ur_i February 27, 2009