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Wixing is German for jerk off
Bert had been wixing till he came and sprayed his cum all over Judy
wixing by edrocket July 8, 2014
Words you can keep
The act of "word mixing". Abreviating 2 words and mixing them together.
"You should've seen the size this chicks nipples!! there was like big slices of peperonni!"

"So they were Pipples??"

"Awesome Wixing dude"
Wixing by House of Filth November 4, 2008

Wixing Your Mords 

When you accidentally mix up consanants of one word with the other in a sentence that sound like real words but totally alter the original meaning
Examples:

"I'm crappy to bring hackers if you're making soup."
"There you go wixing your mords again."

Oh, I better bring my proper shoes when I go cock riming this weekend...Oh I'm so embarrased, I'm mixing my words again!
Wixing Your Mords by Dennypeg March 26, 2010

Geoff Wigington 

Geoff Wigington, known as Glef, Geoffus, and countless other names is a very sweet gentleman, always so kind and caring, and a really great man. Can be found on tour or in Texas.
Someone: wow I love Geoff Wigington !!
Someone else: same, Geoff Wigington is sweet as fucc!
Geoff Wigington by devvoon May 15, 2018

Geoff Wigington 

everyone's favorite fucking dad, let's be real. also plays guitar in a band of lads called Waterparks.
I fucking LOVE Geoff Wigington.
Geoff Wigington by Awsten Knight April 10, 2019

baby wiping 

The act of licking your partners butthole after they had just taken a shit.
Mark was about to get in the shower when his partner gave him a good baby wiping instead.
baby wiping by Oreogobbler January 15, 2018

Benjamin Wiping 

to reach a status in one's life, financially, to be able to wipe one's own ass with fresh hundred dollar bills (benjamins).
donald trump is most definately benjamin wiping
Benjamin Wiping by i_skeeted_in_ur_i February 27, 2009
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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