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pron: (Wish-yous)
Noun: When someone obsesses so hard about something unobtainable that they wish for, they end up compromising their sanity.

Justin: What's with her? She's gone nutty.

Chris: She wants Dan so bad, but can't have him.

It's given her wissues.

Wissues by MBlur February 28, 2012

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wissue

Short for "woman's issue"

I told my wife I was having a buddy over for beers and the game and she had a wissue and completely flipped out because she thought the house wasn't clean.

wissue by TRex August 20, 2004

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Wissue

Contraction of "Wish" and "Issue" - Undocumented issue

Bob's problem with the software will remain a "wissue" until he documents it in the "issue log".

Wissue by MrWoolf August 14, 2011

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wissles

Prison term for being a faget/gay.

What are y'all wissles doing? chava

wissles by 214hoodchick April 10, 2015

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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