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Wish Boner 

1.) When You score some fine ass bitch and/or bitches and for some god forsaken reason you have some fucked up homosexual vision that prevents you from getting an errection, Leaving you soft when you need wood the most. There fore you wish you had a boner

2.) You Get lucky with 2 bimbos and you can't fuck them both at the same time. You wish for a second boner.

3.) you have two chicks mauling eachother over who gets to hop on ya junk. They both grab your wang and pull in seprate diretions, as you would a wish bone. Who ever gets more wins. You want to avoid this at all costs so keep the bitches in check!
1.)

Some desperate punk: "Dude, Last night I was about to fuck some fine ass bitches and then somethin gay snuck into my mind and I just couldn't get wood. I wish I could've so bad though"

Friend: "Shit motha fucka! you had a Wish Boner!"

2.)

Some freak: "Dude I scored some hott ass poon last night but I wanted to hit em both at the same time. I mean both these bitches had onion butt! I really with I had double junk sometimes!"

Insightful friend: "Awe Bro you had a Wish Boner! Don't we all though?"

3.)

Guy who just got back from the ER: "Shit foo, These dumb kink hoes were fightin over my wang and split my shit like a fuckin Wish Bone!"

Guys Friend: "Shit Mang! Those bitches gave you a Wish Boner! I got one last week!"
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Wish boner 

when you bend your dick left you get a random wish
random dude: yo bro i bent my dick left and i got a wish
Other random dude: u got a wish boner
Wish boner by BLISS PATCHES March 9, 2021

Wish-boner

When she goes down on you, gets you hard, and then pries you balls apart as far as they can go.
“I had a real painful wish-boner yesterday, but it’s ok cuz I’m into that stuff”
Wish-boner by MikeWaz0wski March 3, 2023

Redneck wishbone

When there are only two beers left in a four or six pack, two people will each grab onto one, and pull them from the plastic ring they're attached to. The one that still has the plastic ring attached to their beer is granted a wish.
"Damn Joe, we only have 2 natty light tall boys left, but on the plus side we get to redneck wishbone with them!
Redneck wishbone by Cnj86 April 3, 2010

Admirals Wishbone 

The Admirals Wishbone originated in Rota,Spain on a Spanish Naval Base. The Admirals Wishbone is a sexual act, the nature of this act is thought by some to be impossible. To successfully do The Admirals Wishbone, one must take his balls into a womens anus while he still is banging her vagina. Thus creating a wishbone type of shape.
Guy 1: "Bro! Last night me and Sally got freaky and she let me do the Admirals Wishbone."

Guy 2: "Nice Bro! You deserve some shots tonight!"

wishbone ash 

A classic Rock band featuring twin lead guitars - these guys were the main influence on Iron Maiden.
I just got back from a Wishbone Ash gig - it was awesome! Muddy Manninen is the bomb!
wishbone ash by the sexy mofo December 11, 2008

Walker wishbone 

When a dude is taking a shit and he takes a picture of his cock with the fat turd in the background then sends it to his chick.
I was bored while taking a shit and I sent my chick a walker wishbone!