An adjective used to describe someone who appears vague or delirious. This may be through sleep deprivation, drug use, boredom or an innate, genetic wappiness.

Person 1: What the hell's wrong with that girl? She just garbled some nonsense then walked into a tree.

Person 2: Oh, Helen? She's a bit wappy this morning after staying up all night watching Spongebob and eating mini cheddars with James.

Wappy by heckzecutive December 7, 2012

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wappy

1. Crazy, frantic and unpredictable
2. Angry in frenetic fashion

1. Argh! The computer just went wappy
2. Dave went wappy at me after I trod on his toe

wappy by Bob of Bob March 15, 2004

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Wippy DuckDuck

A combination of a Wippy Dippy and a DuckDuck. Basically a fast and intense face fucking.

A Wippy Dippy being a quick sexual act and a DuckDuck being an aggressive and intense form of fellatio, ergo, the Wippy DuckDuck.

Sorry bro gotta call you back, I'm about to get a Wippy DuckDuck!

Wippy DuckDuck by WippyDuckDuck August 13, 2018

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Wappy Slappy

The act of slapping a bitch, hoe, or even a woman in the face with one's penis. Optimally, a Wappy Slappy is given with enough precision and force to leave a dark-purple bruise in the middle of the forehead, usually in the shape of a large mushroom, army helmet, or garden spade.

Man, you should have the mark that Wappy Slappy left on Jane's face last night. It looked like she had a picture of Papa Smurf tattooed on her chin!

Wappy Slappy by Mooj the Taliban Man May 12, 2011

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