Winter Coating 

When an old flame comes back to heat up your dating life during the frostiest season — only to discard you as spring comes, just like an old, trusty jacket.

Sarah was sad when the spring came and Mark dumped her, not realize he had just been winter coating her while it was cold.

Winter Coating by Gostik December 7, 2022

Winter Coating it 

*To put on a winter coat*

Emma: It's so cold outside....
Alice: Yeah, Im totally winter coating it

Winter Coating it by BAMBAMBAM March 29, 2014

Western Winter Coating

A horrific sexual act enjoyed by very few. A magnum, or similar chocolate and ice cream food item, is painstakingly stripped of its outer chocolate layer, leaving only the bare ice cream. It is then ejaculated on as many times as it takes for the food item to be fully covered. Then, it is placed in the freezer for a day. When withdrawn, it should leave a hardened outer layer of semen instead of the chocolate. The final stage involves inserting the item into a vagina, proceeding with sexual intercourse as normal, except with a magnum, which is not normal. The item may then be eaten at the end, but this is rare.

“Anyone want any dessert?”
*wink*
“We’ve got some magnums ready for some Western Winter Coating…”

Western Winter Coating by zealotCKvZbes June 27, 2026

Winter Contingency 

WINTER CONTINGENCY is an official United Nations Space Command emergency plan that deals with situations where Covenant forces have become aware of or are invading a UEG colony. It was first mentioned in the UNSCDF Instruction EM-277 on March 10, 2526.

Carter: "Colonel, this is Noble One. There are no rebels. The Covenant are on Reach. Acknowledge?"
Holland: "Come again, Noble One? Did you say Covenant?"
Carter-A259: "Affirmative. It's the WINTER CONTINGENCY."
Holland: "May God help us all."

Winter Contingency by itchywetscrotum July 27, 2021