Windows Users

Tasteless, low budget, and/or involuntary users of the world's least elite OS. Pawns of the Interwebs. Newbs. Normalfags. Generally in denial of ones technical limitations.

"I thought that Bob and Alice were pretty smart, but it turns out they're actually Windows Users".

Windows Users by KevinMitnick August 1, 2012

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windows user

One who uses Windows as the result of a conscious decision. Usually fairly apt at doing what they want to do, but no more.

See that illogical kid over there? He's a windows user.

windows user by KD5PBO July 29, 2008

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Windows power user

One who uses Windows at least twice per day, including weekends and holidays. It will always mean a lot to them, especially on trips to family, friends, and coworkers.

The Windows power user is never far from his 2-in-1!

Windows power user by Ohio River East November 27, 2021

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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