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Wind Chimes 

When a female vegina has become so lose from sexual activity that her vaginal lips blow and chime in the wind.
"Beth has had sex with 300 men--now her veginal lips hang, dangle and sway in the wind," said Jim.
"Yes." said harry. "she has wind chimes!"
Wind Chimes by Teddy bear jim bo March 27, 2007

Dingleberry Wind Chimes 

Collection of fecal particles left behind in the ass crack hair from insufficient wiping
Man, I thought it was a six-wiper but apparently it was a seven and now I'm left with a mean case of dingleberry wind chimes

dixie wind chimes 

When the KKK hang a man of negro descent from a tree.
"Dang New Yorkers. Let's string 'em up and make us some dixie wind chimes!"
dixie wind chimes by DarbySniper August 1, 2006

kawasaki wind chimes

Breasts so large that just watching them dangle will put you into a zen like trance.
Oh momma those are some Kawasaki wind chimes if I’ve ever seen em.

7th street wind chimes 

while engaging in sexual activity, your partner accidentally or purposely releases a flatulent, thus acting as a gust of wind that blows wind chimes.
“man, i was having some sex last night with this nice lady but she used the ol ‘7th street wind chimes’ on me!”

“oh no! that’s awful!”

“for real! she will probably never live this down.”

New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...
I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes
New England Wind Chimes by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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