Metalh3d87's definitions

Breakfast in Bed

When you crack 3 or more eggs into the ass of your partner, and proceed to fuck them in the ass until it's scrambled. (You can also add breakfast meats and cheeses)

It was Sunday morning, I was waking up early, I wanted to surprise the wife with breakfast in bed.

by Metalh3d87 January 24, 2021

New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...

I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes

by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020