LIlparkczar's definitions

Choke

What the New York Mets are really good at doing despite their delusional fans thinking Johan Santana would make a bit of difference on a flat-out bad team

Collapse: The Sequel has begun and the Mutts will eventually choke! FUCK THE METS!! LETS GO PHILLIES!!!!

by Lilparkczar October 31, 2008

37

the number of dicks that Dante's girlfriend Veronica claims to have sucked in the movie "Clerks". Dante is highly upset at his revelation as veronica had said she only had sex with three different girls but later explained that she only slept with 3 different guys but that didnt mean she didnt just go with people

Dante: 37! My girlfriend sucked 37 dicks!
Customer: In a row?

by Lilparkczar June 18, 2008

ask out

When one person asks another person out on a date. In heterosexual situations, it is usually the man who asks the girl out. When the man and woman have been on enough dates or have gotten to know eachother well enough, the guy will usually ask the girl to be his steady girlfriend. date

So I heard mike is going to ask out tracy.

When I asked that girl out she was totally into it.

by Lilparkczar November 22, 2007

simon

Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel

Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: Could you repeat the question?
Trebek: Of Simon and Garfunkel, the one that is not Garfunkel.
Connery: I Garfunkeled your mother!

by Lilparkczar December 20, 2007

ED-209

A robot intended to be used as a cop in order to put an end to crime in Old Detroit in the the movie Robocop. It has two machine guns for arms, both of which come equipped with side-mounted rockets. When it was first tested in the OCP boardroom, it malfunctioned and turned Mr. Kinney into a hamburger by pumping round after round of screaming metal into his flesh until they pulled out his power cord. Ultimately gets pwned by Murphy/Robocop at the end of the movie

Dick Jones: Mr. Kinney.
Kinney: Yes sir?
Jones: Give us a demonstration.
Kinney: Yes sir.
-Jones hands Kinney a gun-
Jones: Use your gun in a threatening manner
-Kinney points gun at Jones-
Jones: Point it at Ed-209
-Kinney points gun at ED-209. It goes berserk and shoots him until there is barely enough left of the body to carry out

by Lilparkczar January 1, 2008

Stealing Home

Raping a woman. Hitting a homerun is actual sexual intercourse. It can happen in one of two ways. The first way is for a man and woman to be on second base (groping etc.) and he wants to go to round third and go home but she says no so the man drops anchor at third and then steals home by raping her. The second way this can happen is just having a stranger jump a woman when no witnesses are around and stealing home

That poor girl. She was in the hospital for a week after leaving her job bartending. She was walking to her car when out of nowhere some nut sneaked up behind her, threw her down, and started stealing home. Bunch of savages in this town

by Lilparkczar June 22, 2008

Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown

One of Peter Griffins many zany caricatures and/or antics. In the episode Peter's Two Dads, he portrays Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. He's an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.

Peter Griffin: Hey kids, I'm Pee Pants the Inebriated Hobo Clown. I'm an adorable tramp who wears found clothing and eats out of your garbage can.

by Lilparkczar January 7, 2008