Wimpage 

When a person of authority or at a certain level of maturity a full on “temper tantrum” as if they are a child who doesn’t happen to get their way

“Why is your brother acting like such a child? He’s 25 for god’s sake”
“My bad, I didn’t get him chicken nuggets so he’s having a wimpage”

Wimpage by Mefamfetameen July 10, 2022

wompage 

both the music and the associated dancing that comes with basslines so filthy, your kids come out grimy.

I need YOU, for wompage.

It's time for some filthy wompage.

That was pure unadulterated wompage.

wompage by kyledantarin October 30, 2008

minimal wipage 

The act of successfully utilizing only 1-2 wipes of toilet paper after having a clean break-away (often associated with a clean "plop" sound) in the act of pooping, thus efficiently reducing time spent wiping and amount of toilet paper used.

Gillium was in a rush and successfully utilized minimal wipage, and was able to get back to his daily activities.

minimal wipage by Javin232 October 21, 2011

wimage 

noun: word + image

adjective: an image inspired by a word

"Wednesday Wimage: We give you the word, you give us the question"
-soulpancake.com

wimage by Lellis May 11, 2009

Wompage 

Tyler has the short

Tyler is so short he is wompage

Wompage by Tylerm0309 August 4, 2021