Wiltie

An incredibly hot guy, with an ugly girlfriend.
Has the perfect hair.
When you see him you either crack up or stop in your tracks.

Jordan: Oh my lord, is that Wiltie?
Mary:Stunned
Jordan: Well is it?
Mary: Hehehehheee

Wiltie by Jean-Marie Uebrick January 26, 2009

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Free Willie Zone

A Free Willie Zone is where men may lawfully expose their penis. Examples include toilets and locker rooms.

Gawd, looking at the line makes me glad to finally get to the men's room in this Free Willie Zone, during the halftime.

Free Willie Zone by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

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Willie Boyd

Supposedly dating back to the prehistoric ages, Willie Boyd has roamed the streets of Enniskillen. As an eyewitness to every major historical event in human history, Willie Boyd places at number two on the United Nations watchlist. He loves to chat to young boys as a distraction while he identifies which bus they're getting onto and where they live. Willie routinely goes on adventures with his hat, Gary, where they fight crime and serve their own brand of vigilante justice. Often referred to as "the reincarnation of Jesus Christ", young Willie has become a worldwide sensation after videos of him turning his urine into whiskey leaked online. His plans for the coming year are to eat the world's biggest pancake, to climb the Taj Mahal and to build a nuke out of his semen. Willie enjoys spending his downtime relaxing with his 14 wives and eating raw chicken.

Willie Boyd touched me yesterday, outside the bus depot

Willie Boyd by 47°C April 7, 2017