Wilt Theory 

"Wilt Theory": the idea that decay, deterioration, or emotional exhaustion follows a predictable or inevitable pattern.

It is often used to describe recurring patterns of low mental health, and originates from a comparison between wilting flowers and poor mental health.

Person 1: "I don’t know, I’ve been feeling really off again. Like, I’ll have a few good days and then suddenly everything crashes. It’s like clockwork."
Person 2: "Sounds like Wilt Theory to me."

Wilt Theory by ennojohan_music June 13, 2025

The Wilt Chamberlain Theory 

The idea that only a small percentage of very attractive men are statistically off-setting the average number of sexual partners typical men have in a lifetime.

An example of The Wilt Chamberlain Theory is Wilt himself. Let's take the number of sexual partners a regular man has had with how many Wilt Chamberlain has had(20,000 reputed). Then divide by the number of men(2), round to the nearest 1000, and the average would be roughly around 10,000 partners each.

The Wilt Chamberlain Theory by StudioD May 2, 2009

WildTheory 

the up and coming anthro of the new generation. He will surely difine furries as we know them and usher in a new era of awesomeness!!!

"Is that furry artwork?"
"Why yes, its none other than that of WildTheory!"
"Awesome!"

WildTheory by TheotheFox June 28, 2009