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Wilson, NC

A small city in Eastern, NC full of citizens who view themselves as very big fish in a very small pond, and whose egos stretch from Atlantic Beach to Boone. Living in Wilson means you may have a decent amount of money but you feel it necessary to tell everyone how much money you have because deep down you’re self conscious that you inherited almost everything you own rather than working for it like most residents of a real city.
Let’s stack two styrofoam cups and ride around Wilson, NC with a cocktail while we look at the whirligigs. Afterward, we can eat BBQ at Parker’s, buy some overpriced preppy clothes at Hilton’s, and finally cheat on our spouses while pretending that no one in this town ever shares secrets!
Wilson, NC by DavisHHunt December 28, 2020
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Wilson, NC

Possibly the worst town in America. There's a Wal-Mart and...well, that's about it.
Yo man. Let's go to the Luna Bean in Wilson, NC and pick on the emo fags!
Wilson, NC by Miss Brooks October 4, 2008
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026