Willy Head 

1. A phrase often used to inform someone of the fact that their head has similar visual qualities to that of the male genitalia.

2. I playground insult, possibly the most effective of them all

3. Two totally unrelated words that have been placed side by side.

(All definitions exemplified by my marvelous assistants John and Martin)

1. John - Hey Martin, your head resembles a penis...

Martin - Are you saying that I have a Willy Head?

John - It appears so...

Martin - Huh

*Both walk off*

2. Martin - Oii John, I'm better than you at Football

John - Willy Head!

*Martin backs off*

3. John - Willy... Head

Martin - That was random.

John - Indeed.

Willy Head by worriedsmiley.com July 4, 2011

Willy head 

A person that is very annoying and is known as a sped.

One thats makes others really mad that they want to yeet themselves in a dumpster.
A goofy and retarded person that does stupid things.
A word used when a conversation gets awkward and you need to start a new convo up.

Billy: {does stupid dance down hallway}
Juliey to friends: “omg what a willy head”

Willy head by Ooferganger May 23, 2019

willy head 

keeley taylor

wow keeley taylor is a willy head

willy head by poo poo willy February 15, 2020

silly willy walnut head 

a name for someone as crazy or goofy or nuts as a walnut!

hey you crazy unicorn! you are a silly willy walnut head!

silly willy walnut head by dinosaurr August 14, 2006

dick head willy 

he is a dick head willy

"WOW DICK HEAD WILLY

dick head willy by ayyydude May 30, 2018

Roid Head Wally

Often found in the south of Kent, can be seen at day time house events, sometimes night.
With poor posture due to oversized shoulders, you will often come across one and realise how irritating they can be.

Can also be found in ibzia, the land of music. Stepping slowly side to side through out the night, with only one word in mind. Whoppers only

Look at him, roid head wally

Roid Head Wally by Gooners2026 August 19, 2026

willyhead 

A term to describe a person in a fun/silly way. Often seen as an immature way to 'name-call'.

Literal meaning: A person with a penis on their head.

Kelly: Oh Clare, you're such a willyhead.
Clare: Willyhead? Haha!

willyhead by Trashy675 December 14, 2012