2 definitions by worriedsmiley.com

Poor Wiping Syndrome

The awkward experience of having an itchy butthole due to poor wiping after an mammoth shit.

John - Ahh dude, I've got the itchiest butthole...

Martin - Poor Wiping Syndrome?

John - Totally...

(John waddles off)

by worriedsmiley.com June 16, 2011

Willy Head

1. A phrase often used to inform someone of the fact that their head has similar visual qualities to that of the male genitalia.

2. I playground insult, possibly the most effective of them all

3. Two totally unrelated words that have been placed side by side.

(All definitions exemplified by my marvelous assistants John and Martin)

1. John - Hey Martin, your head resembles a penis...

Martin - Are you saying that I have a Willy Head?

John - It appears so...

Martin - Huh

*Both walk off*

2. Martin - Oii John, I'm better than you at Football

John - Willy Head!

*Martin backs off*

3. John - Willy... Head

Martin - That was random.

John - Indeed.

by worriedsmiley.com July 2, 2011